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Dolberg Lake Klave 3.149453

May 17th, 2010 Ranger Bob No comments

Still uploading the photos here, and applying liberal amounts of Noxzema for the sunburn. The Klave that never was, is officially done and on the books. Perhaps more video and podcasts of it’s non-existence may surface yet, in due time. Like these photos that made it up to NASA Spaceweather here. Given there was a fire ban up there this year, we got to see a whole lot of dark sky this year.

P.S. – No Grizzly bears were spotted on our side of the Lake. They were on the other side.

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Pole Dancing Bears

March 26th, 2009 Ranger Bob No comments

Okay, some OBLIGATORY bear content now for the BLAWG! Yah, I can’t wait to get my new Bushnell cam setup now!

And…

Yah, if I meet these suckers at Dolberg this year.. I am so slaying them with my “Sword Of The Bear!”

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How I Wanna Go!

March 5th, 2009 Ranger Bob No comments

Scratch sent me this link, aye, if I got’s to go.. this looks like one helluva way to go!


Watch CBS Videos Online

I am still alive and well and have not been killed in some tragic accident involving bears, alcohol, geekery, GPS, fire, water, and/or high voltage. Yet!” – RB

N53 35.152 W113 24.741, Phhhhzzt!

PS – Yah, my webserver was down for the past few days.. while I resurrected my PC from the proverbial dead. F@RK man.. I gotta ditch Windoze one day for good and switch to Linux or a MacOS. I keep threatening to to do it.. one day.. I just got to get around to it. Oh wait, perhaps a Mini-Dell 9 is in my future?

I’d like my ‘mini-hackintosh‘ with fries (to go) please!

—– Original Message —–

From: “Kevin Umbach”
To: “Ranger Bob”
Sent: Sunday, March 01, 2009 7:07 PM
Subject: ranger-bob.net

> did your site get hit by the chinese mafia again? it’s not responding.

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OMG! Bears!

May 19th, 2008 Ranger Bob No comments

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A Bad Day At The Office

February 28th, 2008 Ranger Bob 1 comment

Any bear encounter you can walk away upright from.. is actually a good day! I know this for a fact.

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Why Do Bears Go Pooping In The Woods?

March 28th, 2007 Ranger Bob No comments

poop_bear.jpgSung To Tune Of: “CLOSE TO YOU”
Lyrics by (apologies to) Kim Carpenter
Bastardized by Scratch & Ranger Bob

Why do bears suddenly appear
Every time I need to squat,
Just like me and you, they long to poop
Close by you.

Why do I have to go poop
Every time they walk by?

On the day we ate some corn and brews
when all the other anglers got together
I had to go poop and a pee underneath a tree
But then I forgot the Charmaines.

Why are all these bears nearby
Following me all around?

On the day that I need to go
pooping in the woods…
oh why do I… have to go… pooping in the woods.

Yes.. the Alberta Klave 2007 has been announced here.

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Gone Surfing.. erm Fishing!

May 24th, 2005 Ranger Bob No comments

@ 9:12 PM

Mindless Surfing Night

Shite that entertained me tonight.

:: http://www.gronked.com/ (See Subway & WalMart)
:: http://scratchley.com/porn_collection.html
::
http://maddox.xmission.com/ The Best Page In The Universe! Indeed.. I’ll be here all week now!

@ 3:56 PM

A Float Trip With Santa Clause

You can visit Barry’s Bow River Anglers website on-line here:

:: http://www.bowriver.com/

I took the day off work Friday to go do a float trip down the Bow River in Calgary, Alberta with Brian Hepperle and Barry White. For those of you whom don’t know Barry… err.. Santa Clause.. he’s quite the character. I whole-heartedly recommend this trip – you owe it to yourself. I hummed and hawed about it for several years now.

This was the VERY first time in almost 15 years of fly-fishing that I’ve ever paid for a “fishing prostitute” (err.. guide), and well it was worth every penny.

:: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rangerbob/sets/361064/ (Trip Photos)
:: http://forum.nlft.org/index.php?showtopic=1115 (NLFTF Post)

Only 5 more days till the Dolberg CSI Klave.. and the rumors of two Grizzly bears wandering in the campgound have been confirmed. So, I will bring bear repellant along… hope to see you there.

:: http://forum.nlft.org/index.php?showtopic=968
:: http://www.scratchley.org/csi/

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H-atkins-gate!

May 18th, 2004 Ranger Bob No comments

@ 12:21 PM

Fatkins Diet Update

Today, I officially lost 20 lbs. on Atkins since starting February 1st, 2004. Woo hoo!

Just in time for swimsuit season, researchers are revealing the results from new studies on low carb diets.

New evidence shows the plans holds up against traditional diets, and in many cases, they may do more than help shed pounds.

Low carb dieters show a bigger increase in HDL levels, or so-called “good” cholesterol. They also saw a drop in blood fats called triglycerides than low fat dieters. But they also had more side effects like bad breath, headaches and constipation.

“So I think the message I’d like to get out is that people need to keep an open minded about the diet, and we need to do more research into these other diets and consider them as options,” Will Yancy, M.D., Duke diet reasearcher, said.

People with high cholesterol and diabetes should check with their doctor before trying a low carb plan.

:: http://www.kxan.com/Global/story.asp?S=1876724&nav=0s3dNDXL

@ 2:30 PM

More Nipplegate Photos

LMAO — these are too funny! See my February Blog for more info.

@ 5:47 PM

Hooter Calendar Rejects

Heading out to the Trappers baseball game tonight (got more FREE tickets), but before I head out I just had to share some some Google Image finds with you. Gold Jerry… Gold!

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