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Dolberg Lake Klave 3.149453

May 17th, 2010 Ranger Bob No comments

Still uploading the photos here, and applying liberal amounts of Noxzema for the sunburn. The Klave that never was, is officially done and on the books. Perhaps more video and podcasts of it’s non-existence may surface yet, in due time. Like these photos that made it up to NASA Spaceweather here. Given there was a fire ban up there this year, we got to see a whole lot of dark sky this year.

P.S. – No Grizzly bears were spotted on our side of the Lake. They were on the other side.

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FCBD10

May 1st, 2010 Ranger Bob No comments

Happy Free Comic Day 2010!! Well, actually it cost me $3.99 today for the “Comic Zeal” app on the iTunes store. But after that, I can assure you no actual comic books were paid for.

<Yes, it’s true. I have a PHD in Horribleness.. and a 60 GB D/L capacity.> ;)

Now, please excuse me while I lay down on my new bear skin, and read some Dr. Horrible this evening. Yes, that’s at least one less bear in the world to get me. Thanks to my buddy SaskAlan!

#dolbergwatch3.141593

P.S. – No, I did NOT go out and do Muir Madness this year at midnight, so move along, nothing to see here.

P.P.S. – Here’s an interesting factoid for you. My fishing buddy Ray (a.k.a. Tuber / @brokenfishnet) is a first cousin of “Captain Hammer”  on the Dr. Horrible DVD. Now, how cool is that.

Hi, lancetay.

You have a new direct message:


brokenfishnet: Hey lance, We’re actually cousins by marriage – Nathan is my stepfathers nephew
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Is it Spring Yet?

March 29th, 2010 Ranger Bob No comments

Petoskey , Michigan

A family that lives on the outskirts of Petoskey , Michigan  decided to build a sturdy, colorful playground for their 3- and 4-year-old sons. They lined the bottom with smooth-stone gravel all around to avoid knee scrapes and other injuries. They finished building it one Friday evening and were very pleased with the end product.

The following morning, the mom was about to wake the boys up and have them go out to play in their new play center. This is what she saw from the upstairs window.

This gives a whole new meaning to “If you build it, they will come”!

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Pole Dancing Bears

March 26th, 2009 Ranger Bob No comments

Okay, some OBLIGATORY bear content now for the BLAWG! Yah, I can’t wait to get my new Bushnell cam setup now!

And…

Yah, if I meet these suckers at Dolberg this year.. I am so slaying them with my “Sword Of The Bear!”

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OMG! Bears!

May 19th, 2008 Ranger Bob No comments

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Alaska Position Open

April 21st, 2008 Ranger Bob 1 comment

Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200 per hour (tax-free).
Qualification: Must be fast on your feet.


See previous ‘bad day at the office’ post here. No, I didn’t take these.. just passed along in my e-mail.. too good not to share with you.

PS – It looks like the Great White North up here again in Edmonton. It’s been snowing for three days now, doesn’t look at all like it did last Wednesday. Time to sit back down at the vice and whip up some new creations.

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A Bad Day At The Office

February 28th, 2008 Ranger Bob 1 comment

Any bear encounter you can walk away upright from.. is actually a good day! I know this for a fact.

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Yo Bear! (Still Alive)

May 28th, 2007 Ranger Bob 1 comment

Back from Dolberg 4/0…. uhm, my trip reports are filed here, photos to be posted on Flickr later, and suffice to say I have now added ‘bear’ to my ‘I’m still alive…’ motto. Hyup, back to work tomorrow. Where did the week go eh?

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P.S. – The fishing really sucked too. ;)


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Why Do Bears Go Pooping In The Woods?

March 28th, 2007 Ranger Bob No comments

poop_bear.jpgSung To Tune Of: “CLOSE TO YOU”
Lyrics by (apologies to) Kim Carpenter
Bastardized by Scratch & Ranger Bob

Why do bears suddenly appear
Every time I need to squat,
Just like me and you, they long to poop
Close by you.

Why do I have to go poop
Every time they walk by?

On the day we ate some corn and brews
when all the other anglers got together
I had to go poop and a pee underneath a tree
But then I forgot the Charmaines.

Why are all these bears nearby
Following me all around?

On the day that I need to go
pooping in the woods…
oh why do I… have to go… pooping in the woods.

Yes.. the Alberta Klave 2007 has been announced here.

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